The Jake Carney Show

Jake Carney
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Jake Carney and team navigate through the latest and greatest in Alternative Health News as well as trending current events. They question the norm in hopes to open your mind to an alternative perspective on a variety of issues.

  1. 10/12/2017

    The Jake Carney Show Ep 9: Paying College Athletes

    On today’s podcast, we talk about Anxiety, Paying College Athletes, and Boy/Girl Scouts. Jake and special guest Matt D’Lando traveled yesterday on a business trip. Jake shares his experience with his anxiety for flying. Do you enjoy airplanes? Are you a good flyer? How do you combat anxiety? What makes you most anxious. Lucky for Matt, he rarely experiences anxiety, but for Jake it’s making his gorgeous daughters’ school lunch! Matt D’Lando brings a great point to the table. Should college athletes get paid? They’re making the school and the NCAA millions of dollars, should the student receive a cut? Some students don’t get a full scholarship for sports and still have to pay tuition, books, food, and housing. How can they manage a job, school, and a sport? If they get paid, how much should they receive? Our content writer PJ, gives us the headlines. Recently the Boy Scouts announced they are will allow girls to join! Is this a good thing? Should they remain separate? They will now be called Cub Scouts and not everyone is happy about this. Tell us how you feel about it in the comments! What gives you anxiety and how do you overcome it? Should college athletes get paid? Do you like the idea of Boy Scouts allowing girls to join?
 Find out as Jake Carney and Matt D’Lando answer all these questions and more on today’s podcast. WANT TO WIN A FREE PAIR OF COCONUT THREADS YOGA PANTS!? GO TO OUR FACEBOOK AND COMMENT!

    45 min

  2. 10/10/2017

    The Jake Carney Show Ep 8: Kids on Leashes, AOL Shutting Down, and Fruit or Veggie

    On today’s podcast, we discuss Kids on Leashes, AOL Shutting Down, and Fruit or Veggie. Jake and special guest Matt D’Lando talk about being a bad parent. Are you a bad parent if you put your kid on a leash? I mean.. its not really a leash, it’s just a monkey backpack with a long tail.. right? What if you kid won’t stop running around, the leash could come in handy. Does the kids behavior reflect the parents? And what about cell phones? If the parents give their 5 year old a cell phone, are they bad parents? Should kids have cell phones and what age is it appropriate to give them one? And you heard it here first, AOL is shutting down after 15+ years! Last week we shared our wacky AIM screen names. Do you remember yours? QUICK QUESTION: When you entered a chat what’s the first question you asked? (Hint: A/S/L) Can you guess what is it? Then we hear from our content writer/ weekend fisherman, PJ. He believes it is absolutely cruel to put fish in fish tanks. Think about it, the poor animals are swimming around in circles for the first of their lives. How do you feel about fish tanks? Do you think it’s animal cruelty? Lastly, we Matt begins his new (but short lived) segment Fruit or Veggie. He was shocked to learn that some of his favorite “vegetables” are actually fruits! How can you tell the difference between a fruit and a veggie? You think it’s easy? What is avocado, a fruit or a vegetable? Is it okay to put children on leashes? Do you remember your old AIM screen name? Do you know the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?
 Find out as Jake Carney and Matt D’Lando answer all these questions and let’s play Fruit or Veggie on today’s show. Enjoy!

    52 min

  3. 10/05/2017

    The Jake Carney Show Ep 7: Marijuana & Hangovers, Poop Habits, and Job Policies

    On today’s podcast, we discuss Marijuana & Hangovers, Poop Habits, and Job Policies (unlimited vacations). Jake and special guest Matt D’Lando talk about the perfect cure to hangovers. Is it true marijuana is the perfect remedy to recovering from a long night out? IV bags are said to be the boost you need after a last nights multiple rounds of shots. Is it better than drinking water? Should IV bags be more accessible to everyone suffering from a hangover? Then Jake squeezes the poop.. I mean, the truth out of Matt, and the guys share their poop habits. Isn’t it normal to bring your phone to the bathroom? What about your laptop? Where do we draw the line for bathroom entertainment? Our guess is, 99.9% of the country brings their phone to accompany them when it’s time to let one go. (This is not a proven fact, but highly believable). Our content writer PJ missed all of the fun, but we still talk headlines. Football player Cam Newton receives heavy backlash after chuckling when a women reporter asks about football routes. Was this sexist? Can women be taken serious while talking sports. Should Cam loose his job, get suspended, or at least apologize? Or is the public being too sensitive? Lastly, we get into a job policies. Here at The Alternative Daily we are grateful to receive unlimited vacations. Should all jobs be required to give their employees unlimited vacations? Do you think people would work harder if there was for freedom? Or should people stick to the traditional work 4 hours, take an hour lunch, then work another 4? What about multiple cigarette breaks? Should they be included as part of your hour lunch break? Is marijuana the perfect hangover cure? What entertains you while you’re pooping?
Was Cam Newtons remark sexist? Should all companies give their employees unlimited vacations?
 Find out as Jake Carney and Matt D’Lando answer all these questions and more on today’s podcast. Enjoy!

    51 min

  4. 10/04/2017

    The Jake Carney Show Ep 6: The KKK, Human Rights, and Shower Habits.

    On today’s podcast, we discuss The KKK, human rights, and shower habits. Jake and special guest Matt D’Lando get into human rights. Is it a basic human right to be provided with clean water and air? For example in Flint Michigan, should it be the governments job to provide the community with clean bottled water. Or China’s air pollution issue. Should it be a basic human right to have clean air? Jake shares with us his point of view about an episode of United Shades of America. This episode involved the KKK and racism in America. Have you had an encounter with the KKK? Then we get into a heavy office debate on how to properly clean your body. Do you shower with a wash rag or use the soap bar to body method? Do you start from the bottle then work your way up? Our co-worker Steve shares his very interesting shower routine…he sleeps in the shower!? What should basic human rights include?
Do you like taking naps in the shower? Do you use the bar soap to body method or use a wash rag?
 Find out as Jake Carney and Matt D’Lando answer all these questions and more on today’s podcast. Enjoy!

    37 min

  5. 10/03/2017

    The Jake Carney Show Ep 5: RIP Tom Petty, real instruments vs auto tune, and non-profit vs GoFundMe

    On today’s podcast, we pay our respect to rocker Tom Petty. Host Jake Carney puts his millennial co-workers to the test. Can they name a Tom Petty song? What’s your favorite hit? And to follow up with yesterdays tragic Las Vegas shooting, our amazing content writer PJ shares his breaking news headlines about the Las Vegas hero. A man who put his own life at risk to save more than 20 people. We thank you for your bravery, Jonathan Smith. Jake and special guest Matt D’Lando chit chat about their favorite genre of music. Is music from the 90s better than todays music? What does it take to be considered a musician today? Do people even play instruments anymore or is all about the auto tune? We also discuss non-profit organizations. Do you prefer non-profits? How can you confirm your donations are being used properly? Would you rather donate to a GoFundMe page? Still keeping our family and friends in Puerto Rico in mind, PJ shares with us the heart warming contributions from Chef Jose Andres who is there serving hot meals and tells us how can you help Chef Andres feed Puerto Rico. Lastly, guess who’s the cutie in the office?.. The ladies LOVED him in episode 4 and he’s back looking better than ever! What’s your favorite Tom Petty song? 90s music vs today’s music? Non-Profit or GoFundMe campaigns? Who’s the hottie on the podcast?
 Find out as Jake Carney and Matt D’Lando answer all these questions and more on today’s podcast. Enjoy!

    50 min

  6. 10/02/2017

    The Jake Carney Show Ep 4: Las Vegas Mass Shooting

    On today’s podcast, we pay our respects to the victims of the mass shooting in Las Vegas. Our amazing content writer PJ shares his breaking news headlines about the Las Vegas shooting. What could we have done to prevent this? Jake and special guest Matt D’Lando discuss the ‘adult’ rules for halloween, is it okay to give a homeless person alcohol, and what’s better having a baby or a puppy? We also reveal who on the set is ashamed to admit they’re a Jets fan. Host Jake Carney shares with us his lovely days of eating baby poop and what’s it like switching from breast milk to solid food… After this talk, I think Matt would rather have a puppy. We also discuss the recent scandal of a woman getting fired for posting her pregnancy/engagement photos online. This woman, like many pregnant woman, had a nude-ish photoshoot in a lake with her fiancé revealing her stomach and boobs. She was then allegedly fired from her job, leaving her with no money and no health insurance. Is the company right to release an employee over pregnancy photos? Was she wrong for posting them online? Should she fight for her job back? Then we get into the holiday spirit of Halloween. Monsters, zombies, and ghosts! OH MY! Is it appropriate for adults to dress up for halloween or should we leave it for the children? Should the day after halloween be a national holiday off for the partiers? Lastly, guess who’s a Jets fan!?… And do you remember AIM? Do you remember your crazy username? Our office members share their wacky 90s usernames! Do you go to adult halloween parties? Is it okay to give homeless people beer? Baby or puppy?
 Add us on AIM: XxCaRneYShOwZxX (Just kidding that is not a real username!) Find out as Jake Carney and Matt D’Lando answer all these questions and more on today’s podcast. Enjoy!

    55 min

  7. 09/28/2017

    The Jake Carney Show Ep 3: FREE COFFEE, Dwayne Johnson for President, and National Drink Beer Day

    On today’s podcast, we consider living on Mars, nominating The Rock as president, and surfing with sharks. Plus, it’s NATIONAL DRINK BEER DAY! Jake and special guest Matt D’Lando discuss leaving planet Earth to live on Mars. There’s probably better golf courses there, less crowded. Is there a parallel universe that lives just like us? Do aliens exist? Are they typing this message right now!? It may be safer on Mars after all! Would you leave your family and live on Mars for 1 billion dollars.. muahahaha! Then we get into a heavy manly man debate on how to properly catch fish! Do we throw them back into the water? Do we eat them? Host, Jake Carney, talks about his experience surfing with sharks. We also dive into politics. Is Dwayne Johnson, The Rock, going to run for president? Do you think he’d win? What would it take for him to win? Lastly, the biggest American question of the century.. Keurig or Starbucks? Is it a waste to throw the Keurig cups away? Is Starbucks too expensive? Do we brew our own coffee? (Honestly.. we think everyone should just stick to Lucy’s Brew) Our amazing content writer PJ shares his breaking news headlines and dives into the recent Southwest Airline scandal. Is it okay to have dogs on a flight? What if someone is deathly allergic? Should that person be removed from the plane, or the dog and it’s owner? What’s the best coffee, Keurig or Starbucks?
 Would you move to Mars and receive 1 billion dollars for your family? IS THE ROCK RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!?
 Find out as Jake Carney and Matt D’Lando answer all these questions and more on today’s podcast. Enjoy with a nice cold beer! (21+).

    1h 1m

  8. 09/27/2017

    The Jake Carney Show Ep 2: FREE BERKEY, Sexting with Anthony Weiner & The Pledge of Allegiance

    Sexting with Anthony Weiner, saying the Pledge of Allegiance daily, and should we get rid of GoFundMe? On today’s podcast, we get right in and hit the hottest topics: sexting with Anthony Weiner, saying the Pledge of Allegiance daily, and should we get rid of GoFundMe? Plus, the shape of the Earth is still in question. Jake and special guest Matt D’Lando discuss is sexting still a popular thing? Is it okay? And is SnapChat the start of this era? Anthony Weiner was accused of sexting while sitting with his child near him. When is the appropriate time to sext?…If it’s appropriate at all!? We also dive into patriotism. A grade school kid was reported kneeling during the Pledge of Allegiance after seeing the protest during the NFL games. Should the kid be told to stand? After grade school we stop saying the Pledge of Allegiance, should we continue to say it every day? Content writer PJ shares his breaking news headlines and dives deeper on the Flat Earth Theory and why we shouldn’t just assume the Earth is round.. (it could be a hexagon) What is the shape of the Earth!!? 
Should we be saying the Pledge of Allegiance every day, like in grade school? Is it okay to get a boner sexting while sitting next to your kid?
 Find out as Jake Carney and Matt D’Lando answer all these questions and more on today’s podcast. Enjoy!

    38 min
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    Jake Carney and team navigate through the latest and greatest in Alternative Health News as well as trending current events. They question the norm in hopes to open your mind to an alternative perspective on a variety of issues.

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    • Creator
      Jake Carney
    • Years Active
      2015 - 2017
    • Episodes
      44
    • Rating
      Explicit
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